Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Don’t let them tell you its a dirty habit…

posted on 9 Feb 2026 in Containers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Yoshiko.
Found in Japan. 

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Don’t drink anything rabbit gives you…

posted on 6 Feb 2026 in Signs

DO NOT sleep here…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Wendy.
Spotted at at game center in Japan. 

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Tinkle me like you got a pair…

posted on 5 Feb 2026 in Chinglish, Signs

Cardiac tinkles almost did me in…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Yih Cheng.
Spotted in China. 

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Strandge business hours…

posted on 29 Jan 2026 in Signs

My treat. I don’t mind a little splurdge…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Vincent Kranenburg.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Not all wealthy people…

posted on 28 Jan 2026 in Signs

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Vanessa Bloor.
Spotted in Japan.

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That how Flea stays so skinny…

posted on 26 Jan 2026 in Signs

Is it better than Foo Fighters organ meat?

 

 

Photo courtesy of Steve Dorsey.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I feel there’s something missing…

posted on 22 Jan 2026 in Signs

Dronk?

 

 

Photo courtesy of Stephanie Rhoads.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Leave the dirty clothes in there…

posted on 19 Jan 2026 in Signs

It’s for dishes only…

 

 

Photo courtesy of Steph C.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Worst happy meal ever…

posted on 15 Jan 2026 in Containers, Signs

Come to Waffle House. We don’t care…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Spencer LaDoux.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Remove feet before entering…

posted on 8 Jan 2026 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Use acronyms in your graffiti…

Photo courtesy of Scottt and Marjie.
Found in Thailand.

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