Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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I think therefore I rent…

posted on 8 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Visit the pituitary wing…

Photo courtesy of Paul. 
Spotted in Japan. 

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Try not to look at it while eating…

posted on 7 Apr 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

It’s not much to look at but it’s affordable…

Photo courtesy of Noni B.
Spotted in China. 

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They caught me on paper-towel theft…

posted on 4 Apr 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Nigel Beatty.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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This makes dating easier…

posted on 1 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Cuteness uncertainty is problematic…

Photo courtesy of Nac Mac Feaggle.
Hair salon ad spotted in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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We’re making 1.5V hotcakes…

posted on 28 Mar 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

We will find your waffle a good home…

Photo courtesy of Monica Young.
Found in China. 

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Come back home, rubbish…

posted on 27 Mar 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You mean rubbish will never be unhoused…

Photo courtesy of Monica Young.
Found in China. 

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Water drown. No drown…

posted on 17 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

No play with tree. No play anything…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan.

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Don’t ask where it came from…

posted on 14 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Waiter there’s a tattoo on my sausage…

Photo courtesy of Matt Gann.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’m not happy with my facial body…

posted on 13 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Put it back…

Photo courtesy of Martin Bell.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Hey, my eyes are up here…

posted on 11 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’m mommy, I’ll be your server…

Photo courtesy of Nathan P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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