Signs

Signs and posters are some of the easiest places to find Engrish in Japan. Expect this category to grow even more as time goes by.

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Fist any key…

Have you tried unplugging and plugging in?

Photo courtesy of Alice A.
Found in Korea.

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Stay past closing and find out why…

posted on 12 Jun 2025 in Adult Engrish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Still better than Club Duck…

Photo courtesy of M. Thomas.
Spotted in Japan.

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I have your specimen…

posted on 9 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

It’s hard to pee in an Erlenmeyer flask…

Photo courtesy of Brad T.
Spotted in Japan.

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Shoplifters are gender neutral…

posted on 5 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Crime knows no pronouns.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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I met the nicest man there!

posted on 4 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

This explains the long line for the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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Don’t drank and drive…

posted on 30 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Sorry, there was a 4 drank minimum…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.

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Life evaluation. Verdict: Bravo

Photo courtesy of Zach Keith.
Found in Seoul Korea subway.

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There’s only one guy in the kitchen!

posted on 28 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

That’s the third time our waiter asked “are you ready to order?”

Photo courtesy of Y.J.
Spotted in Nagoya, Japan.

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Anybody got a warhead?

posted on 27 May 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Actually it’s easy to get in…

Photo courtesy of W. Chew.
Menu spotted in China.

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Livestock have complained…

posted on 16 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Keep your feed off the furniture!

Photo courtesy of M.B.
Spotted in Vietnam. 

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