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These went bad.

posted on 14 Jul 2017 in Menus, Signs

vegetables-slut

This salad tastes immoral.

Photo courtesy Michael Degelbeck.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.

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I would do anything for rove…

posted on 6 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

meat-roaf

…But I won’t eat that.

Photo courtesy of Ben Ricker.
Found in Suzhou, China hotel. 

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Try our Disappointing Dark Roast.

posted on 20 Jun 2017 in Menus

let-your-tastes-sour

Savor the acidic aroma…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lauzon.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Because blended Dad would be weird.

posted on 17 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

blended-mum-with-fish

Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
Found in Li’an, China.

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I’ll have a nice cold beer fisl.

posted on 6 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

home-of-farmers

What kind of vesefobles in the fosl?

Photo courtesy of Holly McKenzie.
Found in Longsheng, China.

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Can I hear more chicken praises?!

posted on 25 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

thai-menu

I already saw the chicken movie…

Photo courtesy of Steve.
Found at a restaurant in Thailand.

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I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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Inoculation appetizer available

posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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Twenty dollars for tea?

posted on 10 May 2017 in Menus

typical-thai-whore-dish

The dish said it loves me…

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-carbon-bbq

Features include: meat, plate, utensils.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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