Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Step one, find small aircraft.
Photo courtesy of David E.
(97 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
Loading...Billy, you can pull my finger when you’re 4…
Photo courtesy of Laura Hatten.
(116 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Loading...This is why I have orthotics.
Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.
(67 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Did I mention it was Chinese?
Chinaese knot good.
Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel.
(85 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)Loading...Still single? Try it!
Heat resistance is futile…
Photo courtesy of Annabelle.
(106 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...Must be an xmas helicopter…
Photo courtesy of Robb Koether.
Instructions from a toy helicopter.
(83 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)Loading...These bowls are made for stomping!
Mommy, I have to do a private task…
Photo courtesy of Morgan Jones.
Found in Thailand hotel.
(124 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)Loading...When they start walking…
So tender…
Photo courtesy of Zasha Weinberg.
Found at breakfast buffet in Tokyo (warning for honey).
(181 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Clasp too much and extinction occurs.
Photo courtesy of Cagey G.
Imported from China.
(75 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Don’t cover that load!
Shelf also becomes a flotation device.
Photo courtesy of Chris.
Found in Japan at public bath.
(72 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...
