Instructions

The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.

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This Phone Wants It

posted on 8 Jul 2004 in Instructions

I hung up when it told me to slap it…

 

Photo courtesy of Donald Burr.

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Hotel Notice

posted on 20 Apr 2004 in Instructions

 

 

Photo courtesy of Jason Tribbeck.

Letter found on bed of Tokyo hotel room.

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Super Laser Yoyo

posted on 24 Oct 2002 in Instructions

 

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Written Oath

posted on 23 Oct 2002 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Birkir Barkarson.

This is a membership contract for an
manga cafe in Ikebukuro,  Tokyo,
which also offered internet access.
To enter the cafe you had to become a member and
fill out a form and sign this agreement.

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Dire Warnings

posted on 22 Oct 2002 in Instructions

 

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Still not sure…

posted on 21 Oct 2002 in Instructions

 

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Not sure….

posted on 20 Oct 2002 in Instructions

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Scooter Instructions 2

posted on 19 Oct 2002 in Instructions

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Scooter Instructions

posted on 18 Oct 2002 in Instructions

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Quality Product

posted on 17 Oct 2002 in Instructions

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