Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Internet Operationing Instructions
posted on 22 Oct 2006 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Stefanos Koltsidopoulos.
Found in China hotel.
(145 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)
Loading...Baby Lingo
posted on 29 Jun 2005 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Paul G.
(136 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...This Phone Wants It
posted on 8 Jul 2004 in Instructions
I hung up when it told me to slap it…
Photo courtesy of Donald Burr.
(150 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Hotel Notice
posted on 20 Apr 2004 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Jason Tribbeck.
Letter found on bed of Tokyo hotel room.
(52 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Super Laser Yoyo
posted on 24 Oct 2002 in Instructions
(161 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Written Oath
posted on 23 Oct 2002 in Instructions
Photo courtesy of Birkir Barkarson.
This is a membership contract for an
manga cafe in Ikebukuro, Tokyo,
which also offered internet access.
To enter the cafe you had to become a member and
fill out a form and sign this agreement.
(88 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...
Scooter Instructions 2
posted on 19 Oct 2002 in Instructions
(57 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)Loading...
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