Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Instructions for the tourist…
Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.
(1,920 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)
Loading...Bad Room
Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.
Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.
(454 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Having trouble with my Leet ear…
Photo courtesy of Drazen Djordjevic.
Headphones from China.
(235 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Araha Park Instructions
Photo courtesy of Jon Walden.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
(303 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Clock Instructions
See cord for real shocker…
Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Alarm clock from Hiroshima’s Central Hotel.
(179 votes, average: 2.77 out of 5)Loading...Magic Flyer Instructions
Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens…
Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.
Product originally from China.
(241 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Battery Instructions
If you can swallow a D battery,
you got problems anyway…
Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.
Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.
Some have written in to say that the
illustration is from Homestarrunner.
(468 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...MP3 Player Manual Foreword
Photo courtesy of Stewart Webb.
(80 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Internet Operationing Instructions
Photo courtesy of Stefanos Koltsidopoulos.
Found in China hotel.
(145 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)Loading...Baby Lingo
Photo courtesy of Paul G.
(136 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...
