Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Table Lamp Instructions
Photo courtesy of Lance & Laura Ostman.
Instructions that came with table lamp (made in China).
(344 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
Loading...Entering the tower…
Photo courtesy of Pius Ott.
Found at the Pearl Tower in Shanghai, China.
(553 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)Loading...Instructions for the tourist…
Photo courtesy of Alison Honey.
Sign found at mall in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Some have suggested Paragon Mall is in Bangkok or Singapore.
(1,920 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...Bad Room
Good: Walk-in closet. Bad: Angry hornets.
Photo courtesy of Ken.
Found in Japan real estate materials.
(454 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Having trouble with my Leet ear…
Photo courtesy of Drazen Djordjevic.
Headphones from China.
(235 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Araha Park Instructions
Photo courtesy of Jon Walden.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.
(303 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Clock Instructions
See cord for real shocker…
Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Alarm clock from Hiroshima’s Central Hotel.
(179 votes, average: 2.77 out of 5)Loading...Magic Flyer Instructions
Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens…
Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.
Product originally from China.
(241 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Battery Instructions
If you can swallow a D battery,
you got problems anyway…
Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.
Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.
Some have written in to say that the
illustration is from Homestarrunner.
(468 votes, average: 4.68 out of 5)Loading...MP3 Player Manual Foreword
Photo courtesy of Stewart Webb.
(80 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...
