Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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Clock Instructions
See cord for real shocker…
Photo courtesy of Annick Lavoie.
Alarm clock from Hiroshima’s Central Hotel.
(179 votes, average: 2.77 out of 5)
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Hey, show it to Tom Cruise and see what happens…
Photo courtesy of Reverend Timothy.
Product originally from China.
(241 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)Loading...Battery Instructions
If you can swallow a D battery,
you got problems anyway…
Photo courtesy of Jim Carlton.
Found in a 4 pack of AA batteries in Austria.
Some have written in to say that the
illustration is from Homestarrunner.
(467 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...MP3 Player Manual Foreword
Photo courtesy of Stewart Webb.
(80 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Internet Operationing Instructions
Photo courtesy of Stefanos Koltsidopoulos.
Found in China hotel.
(145 votes, average: 4.61 out of 5)Loading...Baby Lingo
Photo courtesy of Paul G.
(136 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...This Phone Wants It
I hung up when it told me to slap it…
Photo courtesy of Donald Burr.
(150 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...Hotel Notice
Photo courtesy of Jason Tribbeck.
Letter found on bed of Tokyo hotel room.
(52 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...Super Laser Yoyo
(161 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...Written Oath
Photo courtesy of Birkir Barkarson.
This is a membership contract for an
manga cafe in Ikebukuro, Tokyo,
which also offered internet access.
To enter the cafe you had to become a member and
fill out a form and sign this agreement.
(88 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)Loading...
