Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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I just wanted to swim…
Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.
(623 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)
Loading...I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…
I already took a shower in Korean…
Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.
(179 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...Here is not – repeat, not a dog pasture…
Photo courtesy of Clayton Colburn.
Sign found outside of Yoyogi Park, Tokyo.
“Fn” likely meant as ‘fun’ (pronounced ‘foon’) meaning dog poop.
(167 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Rud-a-dud dud
For use in the shower or tud…
Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.
(156 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...What a rocker combination!
Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner.
Found at a Tokyo hotel.
(169 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Policy at TIT Tower
Photo courtesy of FB.
Found in Thailand.
(157 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...
Great, but what do I do with all these wet screws?
For use on Phillip’s head…
Photo courtesy of John Jantzen.
Manual of hair dryer.
(157 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Then, it is fine…
Photo courtesy of Joe O’Donnell.
Disclaimer found on back of grease gun box.
(194 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)Loading...The swimming beard knows
Photo courtesy of Gary.
Found on beach in Dali, China.
(457 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)Loading...
