Instructions
The instruction category is not for everyone – none of the Engrish you see here will make Engrish of the Week. There is a demand for it however, since Engrish.com has received hundreds of submissions. Here are some of the better ones from Japan and China.
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About the dumping from a balcony
Photo courtesy of Cass.
Flyer found in apartment building in Tokyo.
(267 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading...Combustible chronograph
Runs on a Lithium-Magma battery
Photo courtesy of Beau Teague.
Description found in the “Iron Samurai Watch” made in China.
(180 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...I don’t walk the vertical way
Photo courtesy of Winnie Lau.
Instructions given at train station to get to the
Instant Ramen Museum in Osaka, Japan.
(221 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)Loading...Still not as dangerous as the Snapper
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Photo courtesy of Dustin Travis.
Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.
(176 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...I just wanted to swim…
Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.
(622 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)Loading...I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…
I already took a shower in Korean…
Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.
(179 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)Loading...Here is not – repeat, not a dog pasture…
Photo courtesy of Clayton Colburn.
Sign found outside of Yoyogi Park, Tokyo.
“Fn” likely meant as ‘fun’ (pronounced ‘foon’) meaning dog poop.
(167 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)Loading...Rud-a-dud dud
For use in the shower or tud…
Photo courtesy of Eva Zeller.
(156 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...What a rocker combination!
Photo courtesy of Kirsteen Faulkner.
Found at a Tokyo hotel.
(168 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Policy at TIT Tower
Photo courtesy of FB.
Found in Thailand.
(156 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)Loading...
