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posted on 7 Mar 2011 in Household Items

My mom just used a hairbrush…


Photo courtesy Carsten Raddatz.
Found at Japanese shop Daiso.

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Lube sheep for best results

posted on 24 Feb 2011 in Household Items

We resent the label “happy fruits.” We prefer “fabulous produce.”

Photo courtesy of Edson Chen.
Chopsticks holders from Japan.

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Cleaned Out

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

Every cup has its time…

Photo courtesy of Michael Gallan.
Found in a Nagasaki Japan hotel.
Originally posted 2003.8.21.

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A centipede wedding reception essential

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

This thing’s shredding my thigh!

Photo courtesy of Erin Moore.
Grater from Japan.

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Not just a hobby…

posted on 18 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

Who told you about my stickiness?

Photo courtesy of Greg Medlock.
Originally posted 2004.10.27

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10 minutes…

posted on 13 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items



Photo courtesy of Michael Tedesco.
Found in British Columbia, Canada.

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Proactive Shredder

posted on 9 Nov 2010 in Household Items

Shred for life…

Photo courtesy of Craig Hills.
Originally posted 2004.8.11.

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T’s Design

posted on 15 Oct 2010 in Household Items

In tableland, tea party is not political

Photo courtesy of Mike Bates.
Hot pot found in Japan.

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Blonde model apropos?

posted on 21 Sep 2010 in Chinglish, Household Items

Four Big Merits (as written in lower right):
Artistic Reliable Is Practical
The All Steelfoot Rest Spurts Models
Four Altitude Mixture Controls
Entire Cotton and Kapow (?) Cotton Print

Photo courtesy of Mirian Lima.
Ironing board found in Kazakhstan; made in China.

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That’s just trash talk…

posted on 1 Sep 2010 in Household Items

And all because we recycle…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Miyamoto.
Trash can found in Japan.

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