Household Items

Supplies for the home are another source of Engrish – even paper cups are not immune.

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We keep the house key undergrad

posted on 27 Aug 2011 in Household Items

Preased to meet you, mat!

Photo courtesy of Allan Murphy.
Door mat for sale at shop in Tokyo.

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Froduct of honor

posted on 26 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Al Erickson.
Froduct from China.

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Hmm.. Chickens really can fry.

Why wok when you can fly?


Photo courtesy of Michal LaRocca.
Found in Thailand.

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Now I’m the Donald Trump of sweeping up

posted on 9 May 2011 in Household Items

Phase 1: Collect pumpkin seeds.
Phase 2: ?????
Phase 3: Become rich!

Photo courtesy of Cynthia Sikon “Adevilinherhat”.
Dustpan from Japan (made in China).

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“Electrify your wang with Yaxiang.”

posted on 13 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Yeah…I’m definitely going to need an adapter.


Photo courtesy of Priya Satow.
Chinese power strip found in Tanzania, East Africa.

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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

posted on 5 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus.
Flashlight from China.

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For external use only

posted on 7 Mar 2011 in Household Items

My mom just used a hairbrush…


Photo courtesy Carsten Raddatz.
Found at Japanese shop Daiso.

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Lube sheep for best results

posted on 24 Feb 2011 in Household Items

We resent the label “happy fruits.” We prefer “fabulous produce.”

Photo courtesy of Edson Chen.
Chopsticks holders from Japan.

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Cleaned Out

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

Every cup has its time…

Photo courtesy of Michael Gallan.
Found in a Nagasaki Japan hotel.
Originally posted 2003.8.21.

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A centipede wedding reception essential

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

This thing’s shredding my thigh!

Photo courtesy of Erin Moore.
Grater from Japan.

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