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Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Stiched for a witch

posted on 25 Jun 2011 in Clothing

Check the back of your blouse – your hag is hanging out…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Pajamas found in Japan.

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Oh, hey God!!

posted on 7 Jun 2011 in Clothing

Salutation & condemnation…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Dearth.
T-shirt found in Japan.

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You’ll go blind.

posted on 29 May 2011 in Clothing

She’s her own best friend-with-benefits…

Photo courtesy of Megan C.
Spotted on Japanese tourist in Hawaii.

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Yes, Fine Thanks For Asking

posted on 28 May 2011 in Clothing

If not, try one size up…

Photo courtesy of Morgan VDC.
Found in Fukuoka, Japan.

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Politey-tighty-whities

posted on 23 May 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Brevity is the soul of wit, and briefs are the seat of etiquette.

Photo courtesy of Mike Emerson.
Boxer briefs found in Bangkok.

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Not so formidable at the spelling bee…

posted on 17 May 2011 in Clothing

Nigth Life: 0 – Chronic Lisp: 1

Photo courtesy of Nicolle Palffy.

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I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.


Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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Stop or mymom will shoot!

posted on 1 May 2011 in Clothing

Mama, don’t let mybabies grow up to be cowboys…

Photo courtesy of PNW’09.

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Why don’t you try on a pair?

posted on 27 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

He’s not nuts, he just needs to get his ball bearings.

Photo courtesy of Ana Pettit.
Underwear found in Daegu, South Korea.

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Let’s celebrafe with a Pinkberry!

posted on 24 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

She packed my bags last nigirt, pre-fligirt.

Photo courtesy of Jimmi.
Found in China.

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