Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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Capitalism is better than I thought…

posted on 9 Sep 2025 in Clothing

Money can buy a better future…

Photo copyright Engrish.com.
Spotted in Yokohama, Japan. 

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This is what Thomas Jefferson fought against…

posted on 27 Aug 2025 in Clothing

Art thou trending?

Photo courtesy of James Low.
Shirt found in Japan. 

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Stop it, mom…

posted on 26 Aug 2025 in Clothing

Does it feel a little insecure?

Photo courtesy of Jackie Walker. 
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Mans and womans made he them…

posted on 15 Aug 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Gabe Craft.
Child’s t-shirt spotted in Japan.

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I know all Crutch Galfy’s jokes…

posted on 12 Aug 2025 in Clothing

I miss all the jolly fellows like Crutch…

Photo courtesy of Tony D.
Jacket spotted in Japan. 

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I didn’t thought before I choice…

posted on 8 Aug 2025 in Clothing

One thing thought, no more edibles…

Photo courtesy of Eric.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Don’t give that wise man money…

posted on 6 Aug 2025 in Clothing

I told you, don’t make eye contact with wise man…

Photo courtesy of Eric.
T-shirt Spotted in Japan. 

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I caught it from Dad…

posted on 28 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Didn’t slow him down one bit…

Photo courtesy of Dem.
Spotted in Japan. 

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A rolling stoner gathers no moss…

posted on 22 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Does this mean NASA is hiring?

Photo courtesy of Dave Onda.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t clamp my style…

posted on 17 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Why are you always clabby…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Murphy.
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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