Clothing

Some of the funniest Engrish around can be found on t-shirts, jackets, and other clothes. The problem is not many have their cameras ready when they see a classic shirt walking down the street.

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I caught it from Dad…

posted on 28 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Didn’t slow him down one bit…

Photo courtesy of Dem.
Spotted in Japan. 

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A rolling stoner gathers no moss…

posted on 22 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Does this mean NASA is hiring?

Photo courtesy of Dave Onda.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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Don’t clamp my style…

posted on 17 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Why are you always clabby…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Murphy.
Shirt spotted in Japan. 

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The meds are kicking in…

posted on 15 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Finally, the correct prescription…

Photo courtesy of Damien D.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Tell joke in tonight…

posted on 11 Jul 2025 in Clothing

It hope the new material…

Photo courtesy of C.P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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The darker the berry…

posted on 8 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Christian J.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Let’s weather!

posted on 2 Jul 2025 in Clothing

You’ll oblivious to wind…

Photo courtesy of Brian.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’ll get that lamplight fixed…

posted on 1 Jul 2025 in Clothing

Your smile was returned, that is not the smile I ordered…

Photo courtesy of Brian.
T-Shirt found in Japan. 

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Happy Pride Month!

posted on 19 Jun 2025 in Clothing

Ok, here’s my straight voice…

Photo courtesy of Brad Morrison.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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This is why I like quiet kids…

posted on 10 Jun 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Alex Grant.

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