Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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Tough on acne.

posted on 11 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Soothes as it bruises!

Photo courtesy of Chris Lyons.
Found in China.

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I’m gonna need a louder pen…

posted on 8 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Stationery

I said a notebook FOR drama…

Photo courtesy of John Dennehy.
Diary note pad found in Qatar (made in China). 

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This is why I have orthotics.

posted on 5 Jul 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Please–no more talk about shaft bending…

Photo courtesy of James Cowan.
Found on imported ping pong table.

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Smell the taste

posted on 27 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Snacks

…and a hint of cheese.

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in Kaifaqu, China.

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Did I mention it was Chinese?

posted on 26 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Instructions

Chinaese knot good.

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Found on a Chinese tassel. 

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Slang music fashion is where it’s at…

posted on 24 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of M Karnac.
Garment tag from China. 

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I guess I’m a vegetarian now.

posted on 20 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Menus

Wait, is your mom in a coma?

Photo courtesy of Mike Martin.
Found in Pingyao, China.

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…says the man with a bronze horse.

posted on 13 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

Also indoor voices only.

 

Photo courtesy of JT.
Found in China. 

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If you went to the creek you’ve gone too far…

posted on 12 Jun 2019 in Chinglish, Signs

I wouldn’t sit there…

 

 

 

Photo courtesy of Mkulowiec.
Found in Zunyi, China.

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The only cure for blue ball.

posted on 11 Jun 2019 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Daniel Brennan.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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