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Just I want your here.
Big hit in the nursing home…
Because the real Santa only comes once a year.
Photo courtesy of Gecky.
Found in China.
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The elderly need to fart more.
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Come sit on my knee dear.
Christmas has become an overblown spectacle.
With an inflatable doll, you won’t need a Ho……ho, ho.
Comes as a blow up model.
@RC 4:14 am: Cardiac?
@DnT, 4.17 am:
I was thinking more in terms of the Thought Police or the Spanish Inquisition.
Sit on Santa’s lap and count his baubles.
Would you like a lolly little girl?
Partner? No we’re just friends.
@Marum 0450: OK, why not? I’ve tried jelly babies..
(That’s why commas are important.) 😉
Inflatable elderly should keep remarks about Harry Potter’s parents to themselves.
Uhhhh….sales clerk, before I buy this, can you tell me exactly WHICH appendage you’re supposed use to inflate this thing???
When people become elderly, they need someone to keep them inflate.
Kids always knew stories about Santa were full of hot air.
Confucius say:
Inflatulated Santa self-propel.
No need Reindeer.