Chinglish

Chinglish is a commonly used term for Chinese Engrish from China, Taiwan, and Hong Kong. Examples are for the most part mistranslated signs and products. Although not as creative as Engrish from Japan, Chinglish can be quite entertaining!

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It has a nice head, er aroma…

posted on 6 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

You’re gonna need a bigger bottle…

Photo courtesy of Simon McCarthy.
Found at Chinese store in Australia.

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Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Just for You

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Clothing

Photo courtesy of Teresa Futter.
Pic of a t-shirt design from Taiwan.
Originally posted 2004.1.21

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Every patient leaves happy

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

You don’t have anything better better?


Photo courtesy of Anton PM.
Pic of health clinic.

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Climactic prophylactic

posted on 29 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

It’s not his heart that is throbbing…

Photo courtesy of Keith Carlaw.
Found on nightstand in Nantong, China hotel room.

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Who are you calling “satiety face?”

posted on 28 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Kiara Alvarado.
Bolls designed by Korea, made in China.

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Trohibitstan: voted least friendly

posted on 27 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

Believe it, my uncle lost a leg during a skirmish in Trohibitstan.



Photo courtesy of Courtney and John.
Sign warning visitors not to get too close to the edge of a cliff.
Folded Brocade Hill, Guilin, China.

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We’re groin’ to the movies!

posted on 25 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Dillinger’s escape was a close shave…

Photo courtesy of Louise.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Got anything in corduroy?

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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Mutant mortuary

posted on 21 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Tomb of the Unknown Elephant-Man


Photo courtesy of Jennifer Heslop.
Found in China.

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