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What invention…more purchase!

posted on 3 Apr 2016 in Bags/Packaging

garlic-grinding-device

Would you like some plane grind Parmesan?

Photo courtesy of John King.

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I sprayed the bus stop with this…

posted on 1 Apr 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

dirty-old-horny

I’m still feeling a little horny.

Photo courtesy of Angel Tam.

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For meditation and beyond.

posted on 24 Feb 2016 in Bags/Packaging, Toiletries

coma-fragrance

You’ll never want to quit meditating.

Photo courtesy of Cesare Polenghi.
Incense packaging found in Japan.

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Touch my bag.

posted on 12 Feb 2016 in Bags/Packaging

for-touching-our-pleasure

Oh, trust me, I can feel it.

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
Found in Japan. 

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Lonely Hearts Club Bag

posted on 13 Dec 2015 in Bags/Packaging

fantasy-bags-designer

That’s enough dance lessons, missy.

Photo courtesy of Charles Collins.

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Condom Package

posted on 27 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

retard-condoms

They’re reusable!

Photo courtesy of Christopher Melendy.
Pack of condoms found in hotel in Foshan, China.

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Gonna need a bigger needle

posted on 23 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

sewing-kit

Mom, sew my shoes again!

Photo courtesy of Jacques Swanepoel.

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Doutor World Coffee Beans

posted on 17 Nov 2015 in Bags/Packaging

Ease-Your-Bosoms

Photo courtesy of Richard Miller.
Found in Tokyo coffee shop back in 1990.
Awkward translation of “taking a load off your chest”.

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Keep away from open flame.

posted on 27 Oct 2015 in Bags/Packaging

hot-paper

Right out of the cookbook…

Photo courtesy of Tina Gasperson.

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Please use valueably.

posted on 24 Oct 2015 in Bags/Packaging

True-Intellectual

Share that knowledge.

Photo courtesy of Monica Foster.
Shopping bag found at dollar store. Made in China.

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