You’d better crash!

posted on 30 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

Crashing mandatory


Photo courtesy of Dirk van Wel.
Found in Mae Hong Son Province, Thailand.

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Climactic prophylactic

posted on 29 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

It’s not his heart that is throbbing…

Photo courtesy of Keith Carlaw.
Found on nightstand in Nantong, China hotel room.

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Who are you calling “satiety face?”

posted on 28 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Kiara Alvarado.
Bolls designed by Korea, made in China.

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You can’t Ctrl-Z spraypaint….

posted on 26 Nov 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

That’s funny…it spell-checks when I write on a Facebook wall…

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Photo courtesy of F.N.D.
Found in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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We’re groin’ to the movies!

posted on 25 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Dillinger’s escape was a close shave…

Photo courtesy of Louise.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.

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Got anything in corduroy?

posted on 24 Nov 2010 in Chinglish, Menus


Photo courtesy of John Perry.
Found at restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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I thought it was in the Bill of Rights…

posted on 23 Nov 2010 in Clothing, Instructions

Come to think of it, maybe you shouldn’t really wear our jewelry…

Photo courtesy of Charms C.
Instruction card that came with jewelry bought at Samantha Tiara.

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A centipede wedding reception essential

posted on 22 Nov 2010 in Household Items

This thing’s shredding my thigh!

Photo courtesy of Erin Moore.
Grater from Japan.

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Mutant mortuary

posted on 21 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

Tomb of the Unknown Elephant-Man


Photo courtesy of Jennifer Heslop.
Found in China.

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It’s given me a new outlook.

posted on 20 Nov 2010 in Chinglish

This room: peepholes. Next door: bathrooms.


Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found in travel clinic in Wuhan, China.

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