9 out of 10 junkies agree!

posted on 9 Dec 2010 in Clothing

The motion passes…up my nose.

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
Boy’s shirt spotted in Hiroshima, Japan.

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Go from “I grew” to “I do!”

posted on 8 Dec 2010 in Signs

Trade those whiskers for vows!

Photo courtesy of J.P.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Bridal shaving is an actual procedure
offered in Japan to new brides.

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Cry me a stir-fry cattle river…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Dried ball killed my dog…

posted on 7 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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It has a nice head, er aroma…

posted on 6 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

You’re gonna need a bigger bottle…

Photo courtesy of Simon McCarthy.
Found at Chinese store in Australia.

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Nothing like hot, fresh morning wood

posted on 5 Dec 2010 in Chinglish

Order the dark roast, it’s a bigger cup…

Photo courtesy of Diane Quick.
Found in Beijing, China.

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pH5 2%

posted on 4 Dec 2010 in Transportation

Bessie suffered 2nd-degree teat singeing….

Photo courtesy of Alicia Pearce.
Spotted in Fukuoka, Japan.
Acid milk is the brand of a yogurt drink.

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No problem!

posted on 3 Dec 2010 in Engrish from Other Countries

He tends to over-analyze…

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A lot of charm

posted on 2 Dec 2010 in Containers, Signs

Must be “old-world charm”…

Photo courtesy of Holly Hayden.
Found in women’s restroom in Mitaka, Japan.

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Every patient leaves happy

posted on 1 Dec 2010 in Chinglish, Signs

You don’t have anything better better?


Photo courtesy of Anton PM.
Pic of health clinic.

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