This scooter is bar knone

posted on 10 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Your command is my wish!


Photo courtesy of Jim Thacker.
Razor scooter ripoff from China.

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Natural Born Players

posted on 9 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Brian Neel.
Toy made in China.

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Laymens’ Lenses

posted on 8 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

One size fits most.

Photo courtesy of Declan Gavin.
Found in China.

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Specializing in second-floor basements

posted on 7 Apr 2011 in Buildings, Chinglish

I’ll admit, the CeilingToilet was a tough sell…

Photo courtesy of Erik Eskin & Ai Leng Ng.
Spotted in Hong Kong.

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Don’t sing ABC’s around me again

posted on 6 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Easy as 1-2-3…

Photo courtesy of JHsu.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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No Electrical Healthy of Flashlight

posted on 5 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of Geza Bohus.
Flashlight from China.

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Fujieda Coffee is PEOPLE! It’s made of people!

posted on 4 Apr 2011 in Signs

Cream, sugar, Japanese mother?


Photo courtesy of Claude Rollande.
Coffee shop found in Nara, Japan.

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Blatant sheepism

posted on 3 Apr 2011 in Signs

Baa Baa, blacksheep, have you any bowel control?

Photo courtesy of Steve and Nicole.
Found behind a toilet door in Japan.

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Shine on, you sexy diamond

posted on 2 Apr 2011 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Terminator Fact #7: When Skynet first became self-aware, it was just a hat factory.


Found in Laos.
Photo courtesy of Phillip Poole.

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I can’t disagree – my face is stuck in a permanent smile

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Face lifted: thumbs-upped!


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Photo courtesy of Steve Taormina.
T-shirt spotted in Hong Kong.

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