Laymens’ Lenses

Laymens’ Lenses

posted on 8 Apr 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

One size fits most.

Photo courtesy of Declan Gavin.
Found in China.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
12 years ago

Aristocrat glasses on top floor

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Glasses for the masses

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Glasses for the riff raff

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

Hi, do you have any Smash the Bourgeoisie contact lenses? The arms of my Maoist Workers Paradise bifocals have broken

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

We can absolutely guarantee you will not look outstanding.

FatKenney
FatKenney
12 years ago

Our eyewear is revolutionary. French revolutionary.

Algernon
Algernon
12 years ago

Glasses without fanfare

xila31
xila31
12 years ago

Elton John doesn’t shop here.

DrLex
DrLex
12 years ago

This shop must be affiliated with the So So hair salon.

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

Common People Glasses are made of people!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
12 years ago

They didn’t know that the distinguished people glasses are just called “Monocles”…

Classic Steve
12 years ago

So that’s why the Clark Kent disguise is so effective.

Eccekio
Eccekio
12 years ago

These glasses make all women look beautiful, and all men look like Brad Pitt. Better than “beer glasses”.

Oliver Slaughter
Oliver Slaughter
12 years ago

Man the Plebeian masses have it made: first they get breaks at work and now they get glasses to correct their vision! WHERE WILL IT END!

demondude777
demondude777
12 years ago

Oh no sir, we cant help you. You might want to try Pesant Glasses across the tracks…

coffeebot
12 years ago

Join Fashion’s race to the middle!

Chuck
Chuck
12 years ago

Why look Distinguished when you can be Indistinguishable ?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
12 years ago

This place stinks! They told me to take my 7′ three legged son with one eye, twelve fingers and a hump to the Uncommon People Glasses shop!

Pete
Pete
12 years ago

Ah, the proletariat making spectacles of themselves.
I mean, for themselves.

Andy
Andy
12 years ago

Amish endorsed, helping you stay plain

jjhitt
jjhitt
12 years ago

I see people. Common people.

Mr. S.
12 years ago

“… ’cause everybody hates a tourist.”

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Next stop: Vulgar Foot Wear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

These glasses are so so… so wonderfull !!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Come on, people…!

emily
emily
12 years ago

Aristocrats deserve another type of glass — magnifying glass

Juliana
Juliana
12 years ago

No Princesses or Divas please!

Steve
Steve
12 years ago

You commoners have glass , Us important people use diamonds..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

Does it mean the champagne glasses are out of question?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
12 years ago

I will not buy this glasses. It is scratched.

phoenixx
phoenixx
12 years ago

who said that? i can’t see

Julie
Julie
12 years ago

China’s answer to Wal-mart Vision Centers.

K Chang
K Chang
12 years ago

Actually, the translation on this one is perfectly accurate. 🙂 Bai-Shin, literally “one hundred surnames/clans” is a common expression for “people”. So “common people” is perfect translation. 🙂

Brian
Brian
12 years ago

Ever since one of those blasted Common People’s Lenses moved in to town, my property value has decreased considerably. I’m going to have to relocate to a different side of town… hopefully next to an Aristocrat’s Lenses.

ridgeedidge
ridgeedidge
12 years ago

Kate Middleton dosen’t shop here anymore

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