Breast or thigh?

posted on 20 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Lightly aged, very sassy…

Photo courtesy of Sam Spooky.
Menu found in Phuket, Thailand.

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I’ll keep an eye out for another bottle

posted on 19 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

That’s the last time you’ll lip off to me…


Photo courtesy of Celina Chan.
Korean makeup remover found in Hong Kong.

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We’re hoping it’s just a phase…

posted on 18 May 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

It’s really pissed!


Photo courtesy of Byul Han.
Found at Korean restaurant.

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Not so formidable at the spelling bee…

posted on 17 May 2011 in Clothing

Nigth Life: 0 – Chronic Lisp: 1

Photo courtesy of Nicolle Palffy.

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We’re looking for Moms with good taste

posted on 16 May 2011 in Video Games

We’ve got 11 months to marinate her for next Mother’s Day…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.

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12oz Tankers

posted on 15 May 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Aluminum can’t…


Photos courtesy of Joshua Mulhall.
Toy trucks from China.

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One teste is never enough

posted on 14 May 2011 in Chinglish

The teste will hit you right in the grapes.


Photo courtesy of Robin Warfel.
Grapes found in Sanya, China.

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The customer scarfs it all down Americanly

posted on 13 May 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I’m burning Japanesely, I think I’m burning Japanesely…

Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Menu found in China.

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Reduce, reuse, refund

posted on 12 May 2011 in Chinglish

It turned my $100 bill into a roll of toilet paper…


Photo courtesy of Mark Hucke.
Found in China.

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I’ll take a dozen dozen

posted on 11 May 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Big top style: Size 28 wide, yellow and red stripes, and squeaks with every step.


Photo courtesy of Verona B.
“Authenticity Card” that came with replica Louboutin shoes.

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