Don’t ask where it came from…

posted on 14 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Waiter there’s a tattoo on my sausage…

Photo courtesy of Matt Gann.
Spotted in Japan. 

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I’m not happy with my facial body…

posted on 13 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Put it back…

Photo courtesy of Martin Bell.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Enjoy indoor life in gym…

posted on 12 Mar 2025 in Containers

Let’s ocean!

Photo courtesy of Marc Swift.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Hey, my eyes are up here…

posted on 11 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’m mommy, I’ll be your server…

Photo courtesy of Nathan P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Bring hand sanitizer…

posted on 10 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I just know I’m going to catch something in there…

Photo courtesy of Magda Kitano.
Found in Japan. 

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Try the New Mongolburger!

posted on 7 Mar 2025 in Chinglish, Menus

Over 1.5 billion served…

Photo courtesy of Charles T.
Spotted in China. 

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President Trumb approves…

Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumby ride…

Photo courtesy of Louis M.
Found in Thailand. 

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Billionaires are laughing at you…

posted on 5 Mar 2025 in Chinglish

Sadly, I’m only dumb…

Photo courtesy of M. Waltner.
Spotted in China. 

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My puppy matches my tie!

posted on 4 Mar 2025 in Stationery

The color wheel is my favorite shape…

Photo courtesy of Lex E.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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Don’t get him started…

posted on 3 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

At least grass lets me finish a sentence…

Photo courtesy of Lindsey Miller.
Spotted in Japan. 

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