I can’t afford different…

posted on 5 Dec 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Malena Söderlund.
Spotted in Vietnam. 

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Clean up your life…

posted on 4 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Containers

Life got you down? Toss it!

Photo courtesy of Jay Peterson.
Found in restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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Worst poem ever…

posted on 3 Dec 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Instructions

Also written in China…

Photo courtesy of Clifford Feltham.

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Is this the informing center?

posted on 2 Dec 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I have never felt so inconvenient!

Photo courtesy of Donald Haake.
Taken at the Great Wall in China. 

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Milk delivery…

posted on 1 Dec 2020 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Looking for material handlers…

Photo courtesy of James Murphy.
Found in Saudi Arabia. 

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Because in a noodle is just weird…

posted on 30 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Sorry the noodle is in me…

Found in China. 
一米 = 1 meter   线 = line   米线 = noodle

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Show methe money!

posted on 29 Nov 2020 in Signs

Shampionship story teller…

Photo courtesy of MH.
Spotted in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Not enough of them around any more…

posted on 27 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

This explains the postage due on the toilet paper…

Photo courtesy of Lon Casey.
Found in China. 

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Would you like the armored 40 ounce?

posted on 26 Nov 2020 in Drinks, Signs

I miss plain old soft drinks…

Photo courtesy of Tish Hodgkinson.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan. 

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My one nostril is smaller… 

posted on 25 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

I hate pretending I have one but there’s no line…

Photo courtesy of Larry Vivolo.
Found at an office building in Beijing, China. 

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