That’s right, genius…

posted on 11 Apr 2025 in Stationery

Christmas is the only time we talk…

Photo courtesy of Paul. 
Stationery found in Japan. 

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I knew you’d crack…

posted on 10 Apr 2025 in Stationery

I’m fried, man…

Photo courtesy of Paul.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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Pon pon! Your’e dead!

posted on 9 Apr 2025 in Stationery

Don’t ask what his dream is…

Photo courtesy of Don H.
Note pad found in Japan. 

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I think therefore I rent…

posted on 8 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Visit the pituitary wing…

Photo courtesy of Paul. 
Spotted in Japan. 

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Try not to look at it while eating…

posted on 7 Apr 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

It’s not much to look at but it’s affordable…

Photo courtesy of Noni B.
Spotted in China. 

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They caught me on paper-towel theft…

posted on 4 Apr 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Nigel Beatty.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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It’s a plasant thought…

posted on 3 Apr 2025 in Snacks

That’s true live…

Photo courtesy of Nick Morganti.
Found in a fortune cookie. 

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My coffee better not be red…

posted on 2 Apr 2025 in Containers, Drinks

When you’ve mastered Junior roast, you can advance…

Photo courtesy of Nan O.
Spotted in Japan. 

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This makes dating easier…

posted on 1 Apr 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Cuteness uncertainty is problematic…

Photo courtesy of Nac Mac Feaggle.
Hair salon ad spotted in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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Where did you think baby fruits came from?

posted on 31 Mar 2025 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted in Japan. 

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