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Teach Dalmatian to open…
posted on 12 Nov 2025 in Stationery
Give a dog an apple, feed him for a day – Teach a dog to open…
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Postcard found in Japan.
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A dog a day keeps the apple away?
What’s in the fridge? Open sesame.
Dalmatian tried Windows 11 and he’s very confused.
Dog thinks: That’s the problem with these :smart” fridges. They end up with apples instead of steak.
Try iOpen – the only app a Dalmatian will ever need.
I opened my Dalmatian, but now it no longer works
No matter how many apples he eats, a Dalmation never changes his spots.
Come on, he just got off a double shift.