Stay past closing and find out why…

posted on 12 Jun 2025 in Adult Engrish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Still better than Club Duck…

Photo courtesy of M. Thomas.
Spotted in Japan.

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Fresh caught wild…

posted on 11 Jun 2025 in Bags/Packaging, Containers

Don’t waste your time washing your hands…

Photo courtesy of Alexi Smith.
Spotted in Japan.

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This is why I like quiet kids…

posted on 10 Jun 2025 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Alex Grant.

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I have your specimen…

posted on 9 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

It’s hard to pee in an Erlenmeyer flask…

Photo courtesy of Brad T.
Spotted in Japan.

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I don’t have a beef with that.

posted on 6 Jun 2025 in Menus

Optional Cole Slew…

Photo courtesy of Gigax.
Spotted in Japan.

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Shoplifters are gender neutral…

posted on 5 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Crime knows no pronouns.

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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I met the nicest man there!

posted on 4 Jun 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

This explains the long line for the bathroom…

Photo courtesy of Aaron Endsley.
Spotted in Japan.

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Settle down, I’m not going to class…

posted on 3 Jun 2025 in Stationery

The pencil is pretty clingy, too…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.
Spotted in Japan.

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Dogs, please stop getting intimate with my friends…

posted on 2 Jun 2025 in Stationery

They are also filled with worm…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.
Stationery found in Japan.

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Don’t drank and drive…

posted on 30 May 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Sorry, there was a 4 drank minimum…

Photo courtesy of Zapman.

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