Pay Rent

posted on 17 Dec 2025 in Chinglish, Signs

Make Money

Photo courtesy of Richard Price. 
Spotted in China. 

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It’s good enough!

posted on 16 Dec 2025 in Bags/Packaging

Let’s enjoy delicious time…

Photo courtesy of Richard Jefferis.
Spotted in Japan. 

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All greation is rejoicing…

posted on 15 Dec 2025 in Signs

I can’t sleap on Christmas Eve…

Photo courtesy of Richard Banville.
Spotted in Japan. 

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They are touching exhibits…

posted on 12 Dec 2025 in Signs

Some of the tour is inappropriate…

Photo courtesy of R. Dodhia.
Spotted in Japan. 

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You’re young and still horrifying…

posted on 11 Dec 2025 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Hard to drive when I get liquor head…

Photo courtesy of R. Malkuch.
Spotted in China. 

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No sir, I do not know which glape…

posted on 10 Dec 2025 in Menus

Landscapers swear by it…

Photo courtesy Phil Sussmann.
Menu found in Japan. 

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Anything can be dipped if you’re brave enough…

posted on 9 Dec 2025 in Candy/Gum

I blame climate change…

Photo courtesy of B. Rubrecht.
Spotted in Japan. 

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Turd Baby

posted on 8 Dec 2025 in Chinglish, Signs

Billy, this is your little brother…

Photo courtesy of PG Winsor.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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That’s exactly why I’m sitting here…

posted on 5 Dec 2025 in Signs

Strangely, it’s right next to the announcer…

Photo courtesy of Dario T.
Spotted in Japan. 

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We cater exclusively to those organisms…

posted on 4 Dec 2025 in Containers, Toiletries

I’m not saying there’s aliens, but, there’s aliens…

Photo copyright Engrish.com.
Shampoo from Japan. 

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