Change we can believe in

posted on 22 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

If they truly had faith, they wouldn’t have padlocked the box…

Photo courtesy of NC.
Found in Agra, India. 

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Harry Potty and the Deathly Influenza

posted on 21 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

If you’re literate enough to read this, you’re probably fine.

Photo courtesy of David Mahler.
Found in Los Angeles Chinatown. 

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Capitalist Pig

posted on 20 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

I made a fortune in Pork Bellies

Photo courtesy of Irwhan Rashid.
 Found in Canton, China.

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Meals so hot and spicy, you’ll want protection.

posted on 19 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Health inspector’s grade: immaculate on both counts.

Photo courtesy of J Combs.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan.  

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James Bond will return in “Die 7 Deaths.”

posted on 18 Feb 2012 in Clothing

She’d die 3 or 4 deaths for a real long-sleeved shirt…

Photo courtesy of Lauren Lygophobia. 

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What a feeling…

posted on 17 Feb 2012 in Signs

If I’m to the point where I flushed, I don’t need to dance anymore.

Photo courtesy of Emmanuel Marchat.
Found at Tokyo Summerland amusement park.
(Japanese says “Flash Dance”) 

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Zoom seems safe

posted on 16 Feb 2012 in Snacks

Also, try Vanilla Teddy Brothers: Fool, Poop and Boob!

Photo courtesy of Desstinee Monroe.
Snack found in Japan. 

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That’s some cold ass dessert

posted on 15 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Why do you think it comes in a cone?

Photo courtesy of Karl.
Found in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

posted on 14 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Give a hoot — don’t shoot!

Photo courtesy of Flip Dabrowski.
Found at a shopping mall in Shenzhen, China. 

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Johnny’s career in the gutter?

posted on 13 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Sean Wise.
Found at public toilet on Mt. Jade, Taiwan.
Chinese says: “do not dispose of rubbish in toilets” 

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