The fish suck anyway…

posted on 14 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rasmus Mortensen.
Menu spotted in Yangshuo, China.

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Xianmo has no friend

posted on 13 Feb 2015 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Eli Hornstein.
Found in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia.

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Ling Long Body Sponge

posted on 12 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Angela Muir.
 Sponge bought in UK (made in China?)

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Please use our special foam guitar lockers…

posted on 11 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Maria Galloway.
Found in Erawan National Park, Kanchanaburi, Thailand

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Tragically hip food even TASTES snarky

posted on 10 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Yes, we use free range urban homesteader bok choi

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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Eel be back

posted on 9 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

It’s a slippery slope…

Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant. 

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There’s always play of the bar-hopping…

posted on 8 Feb 2015 in Signs

And for the golden agers, we have Nintendo 64.

Photo courtesy of Burl Pettibon.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 

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Running low on gunpowder!

posted on 7 Feb 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Also, apply more fries in case of bleeding.

Photo courtesy of D’Arcy-Jean Milne.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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The when can I?

posted on 6 Feb 2015 in Signs

Do you-know-what on the there ! !

Photo courtesy of Mauricio Barembuem.
Found at a nightclub in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Maria made the best pork.

posted on 5 Feb 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

I love this dish, but not enough to marry it.

Photo courtesy of Angela Matthews.
Menu spotted in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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