Eel be back
It’s a slippery slope…
Photo courtesy of Christopher.
Menu found at Beijing restaurant.
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I’ll have the octopus instead
Must be something in the water
My lives is full of eels
Lives is addicted, and will soon die from it.
My hovercraft is also addicted to the eel section
They’re planning to base their whole next album on it.
– Mommy, who is Kidney Cool?
At 34 yuan, it is also addicted to eel section pr0n.
They misspelt Elvis.
He gets a buzz from the electric ones.
U JELLY?
(a bad pun that UK residents may appreciate)
A nymphomaniac is addicted to the horn section.
The bloody eel was running around in the pot like a headless chicken!!!
We recommend the many human lives meel: Barbie grill in high heels. In fact, it’s veally good!
If you want eels, that’s your business.
If you want to quit, that’s our business.
We’re Anguilliformes Anonymous.
How does it feel
To love an electric eel?
And borrow anything you cannot steal?
“I can eel your pain.”
I love-a this dish! That’s a-moray!
The restaurant keeps playing the song by Human League “Don’t you want me” over and over.
C’mon! I’m jonesing real bad, give me some Moray!
You must go to the Haddock Rehabeelitation Center.
My story is pretty simple. I started out sharing a few longnecks with friends on the weekends. Pretty soon I needed a conger first thing in the morning, just to function. My wife would find the morays I’d hidden around the house.
♪ Gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to eels… ♫
@Ben
Now that’s funny!
I rather cuddle with the cuttlefish than feel with the eel.
a.k.a. the eel meal deal
♫When an eel bites your heel,
With those teeth made of steel,
That’s a Moray♪
(Sorry Dino)
@Algernon. An octopus held up a Service Station (garage)
A police spokesman said; The suspect was three foot tall, greyish, and very well armed.
@Marum: …Lattices interfere and dark bands do appear, that’s a moiré…
@Ben. Hahahaha. That is especially pertinent for me. For 19.5 years I was the Computer Engineer here in Brisse. for my company. I worked on Laser Typesetters. Vingettes, moire patterns, pixilisation of Artwork, etc. was part of my job. I started on the film-disk, tyesetters when typesetting changed from hot metal – Linotypes, Intertypes et al. 🙂
Brisbane Courier Wail, Jan 21 2014.
A young lady who was skinny-dipping was attacked by a six foot eel.
A police spokesman said,; ” By the time the lifesavers rescued her, she was completely “done in”.
I is so addicted!
Join the eels! We have cookies!!!
It’s time to join Eel-Anon.
It’s tragic, really…
legalize eels plz!
“Eel Section Addiction” was Captain Beefheart’s proposed followup to 1969’s “Trout Mask Replica”.
notice : do not attempt to mate with the Eel , try the octopus instead .
hasta Eelvista