C’mon, does everything have to be crispy?

posted on 13 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

Wild germ isn’t fond of the salad, either.

Photo courtesy of Ted.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China. 

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The secret is in the saurce

posted on 12 Apr 2015 in Signs, Snacks

Light skinned Monjya Man ‘passed’ as candy for years.

Photo courtesy of Ben Jacobs-Swearingen.
Found in Japan.  

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Its a warm and cozy place

posted on 11 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Oh, you’ll never want to leave…

Photo courtesy of Bob O’Brien.
Found in Busan, South Korea. 

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Now our family is the right size!

posted on 10 Apr 2015 in Menus

My wife wants another baby. Waiter!

Photo courtesy of Taryn Bone.
Spotted in Tokyo, Japan.  

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Bitches be stealin’ freedom

posted on 9 Apr 2015 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Thad Hughes.
Spotted on a Japanese man in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Hey that’s Kobe Blyants number!

posted on 8 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Clothing

This about sums up their season this year…

Photo courtesy of Beth Walk.
Found in China. 

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The path less traveled…

posted on 7 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Lavinia Cheung.
Found in Taiwan.  

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We will tenderly misunderstand.

posted on 6 Apr 2015 in Signs

Please miscommunicate courteously.

Photo courtesy of Matt Turner.
Found at a sports center in Toda, Japan. 

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As long as it is past-your-eyes

posted on 5 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jolene Bestbier.
Found in South Africa. 

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Careful with that shan there buddy.

posted on 4 Apr 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

If hair blood calls, I’m not in…

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Warnick.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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