Popular in prison.

human-cutter

Kids would cut less if weren’t so easy to get.

Photo courtesy of Arielle Ballou.
Found in South Korea. 

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Boat is gas powered.

posted on 21 Jun 2015 in Signs

break-wind
If run out of gas, eat beans…

Photo courtesy of Giles Goldsbro.
Sign found in tanker made in Japan in 1970’s.

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Go local sports team!

posted on 20 Jun 2015 in Clothing

soccel

I’m bad at names.

Photo courtesy of Ali Nejat Kanıyaş.

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That’s it, lightly.

posted on 19 Jun 2015 in Instructions

rub-old-horny-lightly

Now my left foot–I’m still horny.

Photo courtesy of Chris Nichols.
Found at Daiso store in Canada.

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Our civilization is nothing to hiss at.

posted on 18 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

snake-viewing-civilization

Photo courtesy of Bernie Kornowicz.
Found in 
Zhejiang Province, China.

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Scorn is best served boiled.

posted on 17 Jun 2015 in Signs

food-cell-boiled-scorn

Photo courtesy of Salvador Rodriguez.
Found at Korean supermarket in Houston.

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Bitcoin’s questionable origin…

posted on 16 Jun 2015 in Signs

3coins-Oops

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Store found in Shibuya, Tokyo. 

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Because tears is a verb.

posted on 15 Jun 2015 in Chinglish

trickle

Stop. Everything can’t be a noun.

Photo courtesy of Jason Tadano.
Seen on TV in Taiwan.

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It’s payback!

posted on 14 Jun 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

salmon-punctures-the-body
I’m hooked!

Photo courtesy of J. Mark Hood.
Found in Beijing restaurant.

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I have a neck, can I use the theater?

posted on 13 Jun 2015 in Instructions, Signs

cannot-use
I’m becoming pregnant right now.

Photo courtesy of Jean-Marc Leguerrier.
Found at the Osaka maritime museum.

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