This Engrish has no traction.

posted on 2 Nov 2015 in Tattoos

your-a-liar

And your no English major.

Photo courtesy of T.S.

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Your Eminence…I’ll throw that away for you.

posted on 1 Nov 2015 in Chinglish

the-eminence

Photo courtesy of Dave Lambert.
Found in Yangzhou, China.

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You must be THIS tall to enter the Animal Activity Area.

posted on 31 Oct 2015 in Chinglish

Yangzhou-Zoo

Let’s enter remote rockery…forcefully!

Photo courtesy of Dave Lambert.
Found at the Yangzhou Zoo, China.

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Marco!

posted on 30 Oct 2015 in Signs

are-you-here

That is not an approved hiding spot.

Photo courtesy of Dayna Wyckoff.
Sign found in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Because cleanliness is next to…reality

posted on 29 Oct 2015 in Household Items

cleaning-king

That dirt is just a dream…

Photo courtesy of U.U.

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I will personally see you are spanked.

posted on 28 Oct 2015 in Signs

i-watch-young-guys

I see every hot, sweaty, young thief.

Photo courtesy of Carly Fraser.

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Keep away from open flame.

posted on 27 Oct 2015 in Bags/Packaging

hot-paper

Right out of the cookbook…

Photo courtesy of Tina Gasperson.

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I want my beggarback ribs.

posted on 26 Oct 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

beggarback

Sir, can you spare a dollar…I won’t ask again for 12 hours.

Photo courtesy of Sang-Woo Jun.
Restaurant found in Seoul, Korea. 

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No. Smiling’s private.

posted on 25 Oct 2015 in Clothing

humponsmile

You’ve got a pretty mouth.

Photo courtesy of John W.
T-shirt from Japan. 

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Please use valueably.

posted on 24 Oct 2015 in Bags/Packaging

True-Intellectual

Share that knowledge.

Photo courtesy of Monica Foster.
Shopping bag found at dollar store. Made in China.

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