Gonna need a bigger needle
Mom, sew my shoes again!
Photo courtesy of Jacques Swanepoel.
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* Needles not included
For putting your macrame together
Or sewing shoes together
Big thread for mending really big holes.
Proper sewing kit made by opposite company Yang Ya
Needless to caption
I always use a sewing machine for my shoes
Oh, it’s for sewing lace!
No need to sew on buttons any more.
You shall Reebok what you sew….
I see Andre the giant tore his leotard again.
Oh, darn it!
This is misleading; let’s sew them!
Must be used for Made In Boys.
You will need a Dar Ning noodle
Could also be used for a Kni Ting noodle.
Your Hokkien Noodles sir. They came disguised as a Sue Wing kit.
Sew your shoes shut over your feat and never have to tie them again!!!
Sew what?
Alternative caption- Sewing: super easy mode!
If you sew, does that make you a sewer?
You won’t win the laces with those shoeraces.
From the producers of the now-famous manicure sets (not really – that was Lu Yi, here it is Ying Yi – but maybe the two are more than just namesakes).
A macgyver inc product
@iLock
Many years ago the Brissie Courier Mail, ran a jobs ad for a “female sewer”. I have no idea what the outcome was, but it did get a mention on Media Watch.
@DnT. That is an interesting thought.
Lace doiles tatted out of 2 inch rope.
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