You know I can’t eat mushrooms…

posted on 26 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Menus

bacteria-corrosion-fish

Would you like some penicillin with that?

Photo courtesy of L.G.
Menu found in China.

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I just want to squeeze this shirt…

posted on 25 Apr 2016 in Clothing

acne

Pop it on!

Photo courtesy of Emrizal.
Found in Singapore.

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Thames Point

posted on 24 Apr 2016 in Clothing

putting-on-feelings

Photo courtesy of Brian Rubrecht.
Shoe found in Toyota, Japan department store.

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As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

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I love visiting Popular City!

posted on 22 Apr 2016 in Buildings, Chinglish

flourishing-international-hotel

I stay here for the Successful Spa.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Her.
Found in China.

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Sick of all these whores tramping around…

posted on 21 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

no-whores

Photo courtesy of Jacques Saph.
Found in Finland. 

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No erasing either

posted on 20 Apr 2016 in Signs

noscribblinghere

This garden was drawn perfectly.

Photo courtesy of Cathy Noyes.
Found in a park in Japan. 

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Good diagnosis, Healthy Sunlight Uncle.

posted on 19 Apr 2016 in Media

house-bluray

Fragile tenacity–his best quality.

Photo courtesy of Michael Barton.
House blu-ray sold in East Africa.

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Customer not always rite!

posted on 18 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

yu-rong-supermarket

Photo courtesy of Richard Epworth.
Found in China. 

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We get nappers all the time…

posted on 17 Apr 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

mind-the-sleeps

Photo courtesy of Darwin C.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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