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As long as it’s crispy…

posted on 23 Apr 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

crispy-crap

Oh, and I’ll have that fizzy stuff.

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in Vienna, Austria.

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Your choice of chicken nuggets or butt nuggets

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Leave my mat alone.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

meat

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Hot and steamy

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Deep fried for your convenience

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

It must be crappy when it comes to Vietnam Austrian food.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Q. Do you know the difference between male mud-crabs and female mud-crabs?

A. Mudflaps

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Krebsfleisch = crabmeat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Crispy crap means you really need more fibre in your diet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I don’t think they’ll be apologising for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts or corn.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Knusprig = cruncy/crisp/crackly

I can’t figure out of Knuspriges is a company name or ? Was gibt?

Deutches Muttrsprachen eforderlich. HELLLP!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I suppose they get it from friars.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ahh! Cholesterol filled heart bombs. Like they serve at pubs during the football.

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

GASP! Truth in advertising!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Panko poop-o.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hey mate! Are you the fish Fryer.

No. I’m the chip monk.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Die Krebbe auseinanderfallen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Sometimes dog crap, sometimes whores crap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! I said a piece of crap, not 5 pieces!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Wir crap … meat … hier … in … Zee Building!

RT
RT
10 years ago

I hear the corn really gives it that crunchy texture

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Doesn’t matter what language — crab always turns out to be crap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Another offering from the breakfast bowel.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think I’ll have the springrolls.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

@ jjhtt they aren’t bad, but the tiny metal springs are hard on the teeth.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

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Peter
Peter
10 years ago

My . . . that constipation must have killed him.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Marum–it’s just an inflexion. In this case, as an adjective for a neuter noun where there is no definite article.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Salome. Vielen Dank.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Salome. When a language is not your native one, it is amazing how simple things sometimes hang one up.

In Motuan (PNG) thre is a word “sedira” = who knows.
With the correct inflection it can mean “Who gives a f–k!”.
As you can no doubt appreciate, because of my Australian accent, I stay well away from that word. 😆
Causing international incidents, is not one of my hobbies.

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