No Olympic style pooping.

posted on 17 Sep 2016 in Chinglish

guangzhou-toilet

Photo courtesy of Amy Davis.
Bathroom sign found in Guangzhou, China.

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I was trying to forget about the camp…

posted on 16 Sep 2016 in Instructions

about-japanese-style-toilet

Photo courtesy of UA.
Found in Osaka hotel (Japan). 

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Get your flu shot yet?

posted on 15 Sep 2016 in Instructions

prevention-of-influenza

Photo courtesy of U.A.
Found at Mt. Fuji hotel, Japan. 

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Can’t it be both?

posted on 14 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

not-pleasure-but-pain

Photo courtesy of Joshua Sindel.
Found in Jeju, South Korea.

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It’s the high heels.

posted on 13 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

your-foot-is-killing-me

Call the toe truck…

Photo courtesy of J. Ari Sindel.
Found on Jeju, South Korea.

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He said he’d do it…

posted on 12 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

son-in-law-balls

Thailand has the lowest incidence of domestic violence.

Photo courtesy of Danny B.H.
Menu found in Thailand.

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It’s ok–I cauterized it.

posted on 11 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

mysore-coffee

I’m sore for more!

Photo courtesy of SR.
Found in Korea.

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I will cherish this gum wrapper forever.

posted on 10 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

unrecycle

Trash Bin #8 became self-aware that summer…

Photo courtesy of MKF.
Found on trash can in Zhejiang, China.

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You should see the “oh-so-nightmare” series…

posted on 9 Sep 2016 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

hunting-its-my-passion

Every time you go awwww someone dies.

Photo courtesy of wtakerm.
Stationery found in Russia. 

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Are we read?

posted on 8 Sep 2016 in Chinglish, Signs

read-to-eat

Make sure you get the COOKING noodles.
Remember what happened last time?

Photo courtesy of Francesco Nati.
Found in Taiwan.

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