It’s us or it’s 9 months. - Engrish.com

It’s us or it’s 9 months.

posted on 5 Oct 2016 in Chinglish

coating-of-uranium

It’s the only coating that’ll attract Iranians.

Photo courtesy of Marshall Kinkead.
Found in Zhanjiang, China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

How many mouths?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Would you like a polish DVD with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hurry up the kids

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

That’ll teach those damn seals!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

For women who are late.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago

I thought a seal coating was supposed to keep out the elements.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Somebody made a fetal miss steak

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Fast Fetal is the Chinese version of Planned Parenthood in USA.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Coating of Uranium is exclusively reserved for Iron Man.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Let’s pedal to the fetal!

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Baby this place is the bomb

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Express babies here

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Can’t you speak Polish?
– Yes! I wax!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The glow of pregnancy, the glow of radioactivity, the shine of wax.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

For all pregnant women who want that polished, radiating look

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Fast Fetal – Their motto is “There’s one born every minute”.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Uranium coating is an effective method for protecting seals against being clubbed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

We may be in for a baby boom, unless the seal goes BOOM! first.

Tom41
Tom41
10 years ago

I wonder if they use the uranium to make the fetal go fast?

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

Meineke ObGyn Care Center

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

They must be using runoff water from the Fukishima power plant

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

@algernon This place is the WOMB!

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