The falcons wont be needing these.

posted on 6 Feb 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

soul-satisfaction

Tripped over the strap.

Photo courtesy of Kate Mackin.
Bag spotted in Taiwan.

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I wnat what she’s having.

posted on 5 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

i-wnat-you

Photo courtesy of Kate Mackin.
Found in Taiwan.

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Signed, the man of tailgating you.

posted on 4 Feb 2017 in Transportation

butterfly-system

Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon.
Found on back of car in Okinawa, Japan.

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The earth is racist…

posted on 3 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

protest-the-earth

Don’t try playing the moon card.

Photo courtesy of Robin Lambeek.
Found in China.

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Where does this twenty go?

posted on 2 Feb 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

deposited-in-our-self

Oh man, that half dollar’s gonna hurt…

Photo courtesy of Adri de Zwart.
Found at hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Safety sealed – pull pin to open.

posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

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Man eating crab.

posted on 31 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

buffet-can-eat-all-you

No part is wasted.

Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott.
Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.

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Oh, right. Like you’re in the BNA.

posted on 30 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

nkie-knie

Photo courtesy of Tania Gonzales.
Used by hotel on Hainan Island, China.

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Gluten Free option key

posted on 29 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Computer

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga.
Chinese made keyboard.

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Must… remove… horniness…

posted on 28 Jan 2017 in Containers, Toiletries

bath-salt

Photo courtesy of MM.

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