Ready to meet you? Try this mirror…

posted on 12 Feb 2025 in Clothing

Last time I met me it didn’t go well…

Photo courtesy of Jordan Bloem.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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Oh, if hair could talk…

All our hairdressers are in Mensa…

Photo courtesy of John Grosberg.
Found in Myanmar.

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Do you like Shah Rock…

posted on 10 Feb 2025 in Engrish from Other Countries, Music

Photo courtesy of John Erlich.
Cassette tape found in Egypt.

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Use your imagination…

posted on 8 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You know what I mean…

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler.
Spotted in China. 

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Pake all the time you need…

posted on 7 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

You’ll feel better after you devolve…

Photo courtesy of Joel Sadler.
Spotted in China. 

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No thanks…

posted on 6 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

Photo courtesy of Joel Eisenberg.
Found in Kashgar, China. 

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Don’t worry, I tasted everything…

posted on 5 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Menus

Yep, this rice is ready…

Photo courtesy of Jim.

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No thanks, they give me the butpees…

posted on 4 Feb 2025 in Chinglish

I heatd those are good…

Photo courtesy of Jezza.
Spotted in Beijing, China.

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Ready for your trim, grass?

posted on 3 Feb 2025 in Chinglish, Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’ll just walk on these rocks…

Photo courtesy of Jim Olivier.
Spotted in China. 

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Just the left hand…

posted on 31 Jan 2025 in Engrish from Other Countries

When it’s not good enough to be hand-me-down…

Photo courtesy of Jessie. 
Found in Lhasa, Tibet. 

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