It’s not on the map…

posted on 9 Dec 2019 in Clothing

I’m lost…

Found in Tokyo. 
Photo copyright Engrish.com.

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Still warm!

posted on 6 Dec 2019 in Drinks

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan. 

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If you cannot read this, your restaurant is around back.

posted on 5 Dec 2019 in Signs

No shirt
No shoes
No nonhumans

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

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Still thinking…

posted on 4 Dec 2019 in Clothing

Don’t worry: it has with us all too.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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I prefer radhads…

posted on 3 Dec 2019 in Signs

Looks notural…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan.
Japanese says: “hair color”. 

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Can I need a better waiter?

posted on 2 Dec 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

Just say that you don’t have silverware…

Photo courtesy of Lee Yi.

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When touching is the least of your worries…

posted on 29 Nov 2019 in Chinglish

This is why I’m not a supervisor.

Photo courtesy of Marvin Wilkenfeld.
Found in Quinzao, China. 

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I remember when Marinated Cooked Baby was only $3.99 a pound…

Photo courtesy of J.W.

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My tongue can’t see…

posted on 26 Nov 2019 in Engrish from Other Countries

That one looks like grandpa!

Photo courtesy of Olivia Poulter.
Found at Dunkin Donuts in Korea.

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Preferred 2 to 1 over Brutality Bear

posted on 25 Nov 2019 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Eugene Mosier.
Mug imported from China. 

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