We’re going to see my great-oldsters…

Not a nice way to talk about boomers

And the inbetween

This is why I always try to keep a spare child with me.

Take care, or things could escalate rapidly.

“The oldster and child reunion is only a motion away.”

Must be the opposite of hipsters

Blessed are the middle-aged, for they will ascend the escalator unmolested.

ok oldster, said the newster.

Wh would anyone, including the chnese, produce a sign so large and obviously expensive, which means absolutly nothing?

I see. It is a promotional offer for an adjoining Orphanage, and Retirement Home.

With every chid you adopt, you get a complimentary Grandfaher, or Grand mother.

If you find an oldster in a dumpster, would you call a sister or a barrister or a minister to administer to their needs?