Please cut only adults.

posted on 9 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China. 

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Fire away

posted on 6 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Spotted in China. 

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There used hand rail…

posted on 5 Mar 2020 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Bas Groenewoud.
Found in Kawaguchiko, Japan. 

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0% of old flavour.

posted on 4 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Snacks

80% of new packaging

Photo courtesy of Oscar Pearce.
Cookies from China.

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That’s what he said…

posted on 3 Mar 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Wash hands optional.

Photo courtesy of Jason Raymond.
Found in office toilet in China. 

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Unexpected error. Pet not found.

posted on 2 Mar 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Dog poop sidewalk. Press cancel to quit.

Photo courtesy of E.L.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Don’t walk toward the light!

posted on 26 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Toys

I just wanna be faster than whom.

Photo courtesy of Josef Väcklén.

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Welcome to the Oedipus Rex laundromat

posted on 25 Feb 2020 in Chinglish, Clothing

My choice: never.

Photo courtesy of Craig Shields.
Found on Chinese tourist. 

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I’ve got a whole lot of Wefe Ma to give….

posted on 24 Feb 2020 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of L.S.
T-shirt found in Thailand. 

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Tube or cave, I’m not picky.

posted on 21 Feb 2020 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Did your meal just frottage me?

Photo courtesy of B.B.
Menu found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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