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It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
Please cut only adults.
Photo courtesy of Romain Rouchet.
Found in China.
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Sage advice
The poor child, what did they do.
Please keep out of children, or we will send Lorena Bobbitt to deal with you!
Could it be a King Double Ceramic Knife?
Yes, let’s worry about knife abuse first.
This means you too Sideshow Bob.
This knife business has gotten me on edge.
That’s not a knife.
But what if the children are the only soft material within reach? I can’t risk damaging the knife edge…
Knife only for kids who like to cut up.
Kids are far better than a wooden knife-block.
If you don’t keep out of children, I imagine the other prisoners won;t be keeping out of you.
Instruction 1. Why would you use the back of the knife instead of the sharp side.
Double edged knives encourage indecision.
That’s not a knife.
It’s the long swift sword of Sigfried.