I need a drink…

posted on 25 Oct 2020 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Bert Ayers.
Bar sign found in Japan. 

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This is why you shouldn’t mix Chinese & Western foods…

posted on 23 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Menus

And you were afraid of the virus…

Photo courtesy of I-Wei Feng.
Menu found in Shenzhen, China. 

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Text only…

posted on 22 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Signs

Art only in bathroom stall.

Photo courtesy of G.L.
Spotted in Singapore.

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Hot off the grass!

posted on 21 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

Photo courtesy of Heather Morgan.
Found in China. 

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You got one minutes!

posted on 20 Oct 2020 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Guillaume LaHaye.
Lotion from China. 

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Wourld a pen work?

posted on 19 Oct 2020 in Clothing

An eraser wourld be even greater…

Photo courtesy of Chris Lynne.

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You haven’t seen my smile yet…

posted on 18 Oct 2020 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of Chris Lynne.

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Chewing has that effect…

posted on 16 Oct 2020 in Signs

You mean scarrops?

Photo courtesy of Gary Chapman.
Found at an airport shop in Tokyo. 

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You know what… wink wink.

posted on 15 Oct 2020 in Instructions, Signs

Squirt guns available upon request.

Photo courtesy of Oliver Papa.
Found at restaurant bathroom in Japan. 

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Just wait til the onion hits my colon…

posted on 14 Oct 2020 in Bags/Packaging, Snacks

I’ll have a criminal latte…

Photo courtesy of Shane S.

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