We don’t really know what we’re doing…

We don’t really know what we’re doing…

posted on 23 Nov 2020 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Liem Le.
From a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Lloyds of London used LOMBARDs as a nick for their investors.

Lots Of Money But All Right Dicks.

Last edited 3 years ago by Marum
alexmagnus
alexmagnus
3 years ago

The hotel’s actual name is… what? People’s Big Hotel?!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Emperor Xi’s answer to The Donald

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Five Star rating with one star quality

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Sounds like the Kardashians.

Comprised Of Millionaire Bimbos.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Sure is quiet in there!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Bed warmers extra.

Just ring reception to make a booking, and Inform them of your preferences.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s difficult to tell the guests from the potted plants.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Finally! A hotel for the masses!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@UCity….Yass Massa.

Light Code
Light Code
3 years ago

That’s not engrish. That’s genuine honesty. They rent awful rooms for penthouse prices to those milions and they dont give a damn.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

At least they had the “COMB” spelled correctly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The comb package must have user instructions printed on the back.

robert
robert
3 years ago

Imagine everyone who voted for Trump sleeping in the same building…

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