Welcome the foreigner

Since it is Live, the foreigner would be happy

I don’t think foreigners would enjoy shows hosted in them

Maybe an alien in the tent.

Foreigners must have some guts…

If that sales pitch doesn’t convince you, NOTHING will!

…including those from Taiwan and Hong Kong, judging by the phrase at the bottom!

Welcome to Parasite Panorama. The Tapeworm Follies show starts in five minutes.

Else where it’s called Tourista and it’s a private show!

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to our “Human Sushi” show!!!!!!!!!

oops. Gentlemen.

Outside of a foreigner a mans best friend is a book… Inside of a foreigner it’s too dark to read, so you have to watch this show.

with apologies to the late Julius Marx (better known as Groucho)

it enjoys a show even in the foreigner or it gets, you know, the hose, etc.

Who drew Peanuts? That can only be Charlie Schultz.

My inside’s did not enjoy it though…

Foreigner or not, I’m enjoying the fact that the performers are live. If they were all dead then this would be one gross and creepy show!

Say hello to the tourist.

** I’m hot blooded check and see…I’ve got a fever of 103!**
Live tonight and tonight only FOREIGNER!!!!!!

Racists of the world – DISINTERGRATE.

Translation: “Innerspace” with subtitles.

I think the local performer will enjoy it more.

Yup, the enjoyment is not only felt, but enters into the foreigner. Quite a live experience.

Vewy stwange.

The sign may have been found in Tokyo, but it’s in chinese, not japanese!

Tonight only Tommy and the Tapeworms.

Hosted by Ms. Porn

I want to be in a Foreigner too ……… 6 ft tall with blue eyes nice figure and big boobies ……….

Lol, sounds kinky.

♫I wanna know what love is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what love is
I know you can show me
Aaaah woah-oh-ooh

I’m gonna take a little time
A little time to look around me, oooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh oooh
I’ve got nowhere left to hide
It looks like love has finally found me♫

Foreigner : I Want To Know What Love Is (Lyrics)

Coming to a tourist near you!