Watches for the ADD dyslexic

“watch” you local paper for furver discoumts!

I’ll have a specific kind, specifically. I’m not sure how to use a novelty pocket watch other than as a timepiece, but I’m open to suggestions…

Use it as a body ornament

How to tell time timely!

Hey, Baby! If you got the time, I got the use!… variously!

“It’s a timepiece!”
“It’s a floorwax!”
“It’s a timepiece!”
“It’s a floorwax!”

“Wait!… It’s both…!”

Do you have a Rorex ?

I am the way of wearing it. Of course I put various kinds, variously, for most variousness.

How to put redundancy, redundantly.

Yoda this wrote.

I am in favour of various variable variabilities. Chaos is the true nature of the universe.

it comes in varieties

They way I use it varies every day.

The kind of way of using it I am is to be the timely telling of time variously in the various time zones of the telling.

So, like, variety is good?

What kind of way of stealing our money are YOU, bud?

Q. What do you say if you are playing chess with someone with ADD?

A. This is a great chessboard, where did you get it?

What kind of question of asking are you?

I am a way of using it that kicks your butt if you don’t stop asking these moronic questions!

Excuse me, that’s my business.

Now. What tax of kind have you?

Oops … I put it again!