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Dear Lovely Friend,
Yes, I too am happy 100%. Last Saturday, following ‘that feel’ we had in the back of the That’s, I knew that my heart would go strong for you as well. So good luck to you too and rest assured that I shall remain yours for as long as you remain mind.
In the meantime, here is a cheap note book to doodle in with your Happy Boy thoracotomy set.
FW
Lovely friend I do mind,
★★ Of course★★ I Will ★★ Respect ★★ you in the ★★ 100% Morning★★
I don’t mine if you put a mind under this soppy drongo.
It’s the will of my mind that I always happy 100%
I don’t think it was his heart going strong for you.
this is why restriction orders exist
A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
“You will be mind, you will be mind, all mind!”
Mick Jagger.
I filed a restraining order against that notebook
I had a girl who was mined. One night her tits exploded.
“Mine your head!”
@Ralph: She was only a welder’s daughter, but she had acetylene tits.
“can you feel the love tonight” mind me in the morning
Dear Lovely Friend,
Your last letter read like a combination of a Faulkner novel and an e.e. cummings poem. Can you send me a second draft?
I support you 100%.
Brandon
Now THAT’S one sensual notebook.
Lovely Friend – the only note pad that needs you more than you need it.
Dear Brandon,
I am always happy so much more than 100% to hear my letter touch your heart very closer. I am excite! Now, I can make another letter about my mind, your mind, mine and your minds, and other parts that friendship makes grow stronger and bigger and swell to great sizes.
Another lovely friend tells to me ‘Letters to Penthouse’ must publish this 2th letter. Is this okays for you?
Good Luck For You!
Lovely Friend
Am I the only one who has trouble believing something sent in by a person, place or thing named “Kittymeowmeow”? I think he, she, it, they, that or those made the whole thing up. And, Kitty, if you turn out to be a hot chick, please look me up on Facebook. Sayonara!
The way to a woman’s heart is through her mind…
“Cuz I do love you so..and I want you ,I want you to know ..It’s you arone”!
these are allspirit lyrics! what a ripoff!
Valentines from the more retarded residents of Arkham Asylum?
Viewers “of a certain age” will recognize those words as snippets of the lyric to “Love Is All Around” by The Troggs (1966).
This is what happens when a friend reveals their true feels and gives you a notebook…
Wet times threes favorite song: Love All Is Us Around. 9 tees big hit.
– Will you be mind, Brain?