Is this over your head?

At last a bag for short armed children.

“Also, do not put the bag in your ‘whatever’ to prevent from constipating!”

To prevent from suffocating, do not put the plastic bag in your head.

Advice primarily for airheads.

Why would I think stuffing the plastic bag in my head would prevent me from suffocating?

I’ll need a head surgeon to put that in my head

Plastic outreach programme!

Is in spell check. Is got verb. What problem?

After you are done with the plastic bag, keep that reach out of children.

I’m so obsessed with this damn bag. I can’t get it out of my head.

If the reach can’t be in children, we’ll just have to let the children be in reach!

In your head, in your head….Zombie, Zombie, Zombie, iee-iee-ow-ow

This warning is for blondes.

So it insists on chopping my son’s arms off by saying “keeping the reach out”. Aryt, if it prevents him from suffocating, why not!

On second thought, if you need this warning you probably don’t have much in your head in the first place, so the bag will just fill space nicely.

And don’t let me hear about you playing with matches either.

In your head be it.

What are they talking about? Bag in head is an -excellent- way to prevent from suffocating.

what could possibly go wrong (*cram cram cram*)
um—i cant remember colors oh well merry christmas to me i think ill eat a sock

so wait… they want me to suffocate?! i guess its suffocate or die in those heart attacking apartments…. hmm i wonder which one is the less painless of the two

the plastic bag doesnt want children to brush their teeth with Reach brand toothbrushes.
Use plastico. toothbrushes.

Sounds like instructions for a puppet: Plastic Bag over the head, Keep in reach?

Good thing I saw this warning, I almost put this bag in my head!

I thought a plastic bag on the head could save lives….

Yeah, don’t let it go to your head…

Don’t go putting your reach into children with plastic bags in their heads. Specific, maybe, but a good point

If I stuff it in my mouth, does it count as being in my head?

Ok, I’ll put it Around my head, instead of inside to prevent suffocation.

Pretty self-explanatory…

And please to avoid the putting it over your wee-wa to prevent from masturbating.

But remember to recycle when done 🙂

I’m suffocating! Let’s take this bag inside my head to prevent… Oh… warning label… Dammit!

Kids have small arms and I’ve been plastic free for over 6 months now. So I guess I am OK.

We must ensure that the reach is out of the children

Perhaps it means “Keep the ‘reach out’ of children”. So let the children reach out into their minds to remember that they must never put plastic bags inside their heads if they are suffocating.

Put it OVER your head.

Put it OVER your head.

Keep the reach out of children,
Do whatever it takes.
Cut off their arms and legs.
Bound their mouths shut with tape.

To prevent suffocation
Put bag in head.
Shove into mouth and nose.
This method is not recommended.

can u die if someone put a plastic bag over u face but aie grt in under bag

It’s very difficult to put that bag in your head… I tried

Can I put the bag in my head for any other reason?

Oh, it’s “Don’t put the bag IN your head”!

Laugh all ya’ll want, but that warning label saved my life!

Me: Ooo! Plastic bag! *tries to put it thru my ear*

Me: *sees warning label* WOAH! *takes it out* That was a close one! I could’ve suffocated!!

Wow, i love this one its the koolies of the koolies.

hm to avoid suffication dont get this bag keep away from children the age of 1-99

Don’t worry, I won’t put the plastic bag in my head. On it is a totally different story.

Aww… I wanted to put it in my head D:

And put those children out of your head, you perv!