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Grass, flowers and lives!
posted on 31 Jan 2009 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Caroline Collett.
Found in China.
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Ali G – “Life is the greatest gift that Jah has given us.”
It’s important to keep it real.
Dammit! Now what I am going to run over with my car?
What?! Not even vegan?! 🙁
Keep Off the Passed-Out Vagrants.
Doesn’t it feel good to paymore?
Because if you don’t paymore you’ll be swimmming with tha grass fishes. Capish?
They just aren’t feeling like you loved, lately.
Why, are you afraid they’ll become a bunch of emos?
Grass feel neglected, dies now the flowers do.
Vegan mantra
Don’t treat people like vegetables
Self-esteem advice for the downtrodden…
Sign seen at a golf course. Though no one pays attention to the flowers and lives part.
I hate it when the landscaping starts nagging.
Wood, Cheese, and Children!
I would pay more attention to the flowers, but that guy over there whose paying attention to the grass is much more interesting….
Remember, onlyyou can prevent forest hires
Grass and flowers and lives, OH MY!
Best regards,
Ma’am Greenhouse Effect
Grow as a person!
“I’m a seventh-level vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.”
-Obligatory Simpsons reference.
Unless you’re here to rake the brown lives…
yeah..i think the grass and the flowers need more TLC…
At least we can all havemore priorities
stop and smell the grass, paymore attention to your lives
…said Mother Nature.
Sure thing, I’d payless attention to my shoes unless they’d step on the grass flowers and lives – oh, sh*t I feel an ant beneath my left foot.
Sign Written by an Ascetic….
Don’t you know it is Bad Karma? Hari Rama you will come back as a Lump of Dried Doggie DooDoo…
“Why is that girl staring at me?”
If you hurt their feelings – they die
The sign means it…
Scuse me–the uh “lives” look a little unkempt
What about the mushrooms? They’re the ones that give you extra lives. Flowers just give you firepower.
the trees haven’t been paying their child support.
I am so tuned in to the natural vibes here.
Beware! This garden is maintained by eco-terrorists!
Stop and smell the flowers and the bums.
Because the grass is smiling at you…
Poetic in a retarded kind of way……..
Where can I change my dollars for this currency you call “attentions”?
“Don’t step on the Momeraths or the Moonlight on the Grabes.”
No one lives to paymore