Better than trying to go through it…

when lightning strikes big tree

In reference to the “adult” engrish, this answers where we CAN “go”…

The little tree is for the ladies…

Got wood?

…but if you can’t find one, any old bush will do.

Confucius say squirrel who go under big tree, get a mouthful of nuts.

That’s taking the fanny pack concept to the extreme….

Only if you promise NOT to bring the huge fanny pack.

Fresh fertilizer is the key to making it so big.

…and we can have sexy time under moonlight.

Isn’t it bad luck… To go under the big tree?

Be sure you follow white rabbit down there…

What is this, a video game walkthrough?

This is the very cheapest tee-shirt sold at Sequoia National Forest…

And here’s where to do it: http://www.fs.fed.us/r5/sequoia/photo_galleries/giant_sequoia/pics/deer_creek.jpg

Careful going over it!

Then take ten paces toward big rock to find big red X where pirates burried treasure.

because we still don’t know how to tie our shoes.

… because we’re out of paper and the leaves are bigger …

Because little tree is too little to go under it…

…Because there isn’t a bathroom for another 200 miles…

after the big tree,you will fight the first boss of the game….

After you go under it, you must chop it down with….. A Hering!

Under Big Tree is where Crap ours is most Hot and most Fragrant.

Sincerely,
Crap the Hot Management

there will you find little present

Please no use Bonsai tree on left side

Yes, Let’s all to the Gounder the Bug Tree.

Because the small one can’t get enough.

Toshi earned a lot from being an Amazing Race crue card.

I really dig going under big tree.

Go under a big tree? With what, my bare hands?

I think that girl knows you took a picture of her boyfriend.

Be careful though. It’s an Ent!

(shameless LoTR reference)

And then you’ll get to Totoro’s den!