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Should have been, “Dead Men Don’t Care”
Officer: “Step out of the car, please.”
Driver: “No thanks, I’m bored of sobriety tests.”
When you blow a .77 on a drunk test, you aren’t a whole lot of things.
Some folks are don’t care to boredom,
Ooh, dead mans yellow and green,
And when they blow a .77 on a drunk test,
Ooh, the police man gets a mean,
It aint me, it aint me, I aint no engrishman’s son, son.
It aint me, it aint me; I aint no fortunate one, no,
I’m not as think as you drunk I am, lets test a take!
Yeah, she should feel fortunate SOMEBODY cared enough to give her a drunk test…
I take it her middle name is not Karen…
77 words on a dead man’s back, yo ho ho and a bottle rum…
Live a little, drink more, leave the cops behind…
Let’s drunking test taking! Only like this you will feel the powerful softness of its gently nature and calid resources. LOL
And because, make of much random
confused SEVENTY SEVEN mans(+s)
don’t care
Dead mans never care if you give them a drunk test.
Another careless drunk…
don’t know don’t care attitude of dead ‘mans’ who is/are fortunate enough to pass the drunk test
drunk test wont get me this time, i reviewed!
Because F is for Fortunate!
Don’t care ifI pass thedrunk test, cause i’m gonna be a dead mans
Breaking news! Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for DUI after she allegedly involed in a hit and run, killing 3 men.
The translator must have failed a drunk test.
thats the spirit!!!!! Sobriety is for quitters
In S. Korea back in the early ’80’s, girls were wearing tops that said “combination bra & dickie”. Muo? (what?).
Like they could read engrish. Right.
I guess that’s the english they learn when they came to america
This is what happens when we send old “Half-Price Books” English dictionaries to other countries.
Translate off!